~ R U Lost? =( Not N E More! =) ~
I come up with lots of kewl ideas & have listed some of them in links below. If you like any of them for purchase or to work together or whatever, feel free 2 contact me before moving forward. This will help you avoid troubles with copyright and patent conflicts as I'm not greedy & I'm happy to contribute so we can all share the joy! =D I add more things as I find time and those 'in process' have an '@' symbol in front of them to let you know it is simply there as a 'place holder' & the page(s) will be available in the future, so you might want to check in weekly.
If this 'Idea Tree' page gets super long down the road I may separate it into different pages by category. To start I put a list of topics below & some information about me, & you can also contact me via E-Mail at "balkanguy (at) live (dot) com" (spam filter). You may find this site unusual in the artistic style & slang of it & I hope U diggit = BIG FONT & easy layout 4 N E device (phone, tablet, etc.), + more entertaining & 'edgy' than the typical 'technical' routine yes??? It also makes it a lot more fun 2 write 'kuz I'm not havin' 2 B X-tra careful how 2 FRAZE n' talk all 'scientifickey' & instead can B more 'texty/chatty' 4 fun ~ but fear not! I look GR8 in a suit & I'm REEELY smart & can also do the dry & clinical/cynical 'Corporate Borg' dance as desired or required, such as THUS <~~ Klikit! It's fun 2 B a lil' Twilight Zone ~;-) Have a ride! Oh & BTW: Paul Rand is not really my name ~ woo mysterious =)) My real title is 'Sir Groovatron' ~;D
~ Topic Index (Klik Lynx Or Scroll On 4 Stuff) ~
Audio Gear = 4 Home, Commercial, & Other
Video Gear = 4 Extra Awesomeness
Musical Instruments N' Partz = 4 Better Noyzez
Fun Novelties = 4 Groovy Giggles
Politicky Sticky = Illuminatti Confirmed =:-o
Philosophy = Universal Truth
Health & Wellness = Adapt & Survive
Fashion & Function = SexxxyKewl clothing concepts
Site & Social Media Ideas = World Domination Assured! ~;-)
Lurve Machine$ = Harem Babez 4 Bizzy Boyz
Idea Train = Hop On Board 4 Increased Performance!
Entertainment Concept$ = Media Awe$omeness!
Hardware Concept$ = Toolz 4 Tha' Job
$oftware Concept$ = $oftwarez 4 Hardwarez
Mystery Doors 2 Explore = The adventure begins!
~ Audio Gear = 4 Home, Commercial, & Other ~
Tubular Speakers = SOUND like $20k+ speakers but 1/10 the price! =) 2 C a photo click HERE.
@Linaeum-ish Tweeters = Cheap AND Super-Natural Sound =)
@Dipole Speakers = Sound GR8 + look like wall art 4 stealth bliss
@UltraPhones = Deep & natural-sounding in-ear headphones
Neptune Holographics = Past site with GR8 media gear concepts. Click HERE if U want 2 jump 2 main home page.
High End Theater Tips =) = Interesting shopping facts (some obsolete). See also Cool Tools & Video Monitors
Ampz! = Info: Cheap & light weight but lack detail compared to 'regular' types (did not end up using).
~ Video Gear = 4 Extra Awesomeness ~
Mix & combine these features 4 even MORE success!
@GammaCam = Compact camera with cutomizable gamma curves
@SteahthVideo = HIGH QUALITY HD VIDEO camera designed to look like small cheap 'obsolete garbage' still camera nobody cares about =)
@HDRemote = Tiny wireless or USB wired QUALITY HD VIDEO camera 'capture' module with customizable tablet/phone recording software
@StealthZoom = For use with 'HDRemote' module, a vertically-oriented zoom lens assembly with smooth tilt & rotation & right angle mirror designed to look ike a thermos
~ Musical Instruments N' Partz = 4 Better Noyzez ~
@Speed Bass = Long scale 6 string fifths tuned instrument
@Span Ninja Strings = Long scale fifths tuned 6 string sets
@ReTuner = Customizable real-time digitally retunable stringed instrument
@Electric Saz = With modern 'guitar-like' design for better playability
~ Fun Novelties = 4 Groovy Giggles ~
@Visions! Spectacles = Glasses that give you VISIONS! =:-o Sexxxy silhouettes, flamingos, faces, weenies, money, religious symbols, cartoon characters, etc.
@Custom Wine = Kit to combine flavors to create your 'perfect' creations. Can also do kits for beers & other boozes. I will need some help on this 1 as I don't drink so all forms of wine taste like Windex to me =))
@GeezerVille = Comedic Collectables ~ Old folx doin' 'young' things
@Electric Saz = With modern 'guitar-like' design for better playability
~ Politicky Sticky = 'Illuminatti Confirmed' =:-o ~
@Clump $cams = Nobody's perfect! Even Mr. Clump
@Political Physix = Newton's 3'rd Law Of Corruption
@WESTERN Terrorism = A partial catalog of 'official lies' & how 2 translate N E & all BS & cliches into plain English
@Suicide Culture = Born 2 die in The Cult Of Fail ~ easy 2 join
@N E 1 but YOU = Don't say it! WHOA NO! =:-o
@Alternate Religionz = Not wat U think
@Simple Solutionz = 'Kuz that's all it takes!
~ Philosophy = Universal Truth ~
@NatureFux = Nature Doesn't Give A Fuk
@Infinite Eternal = It never started. It was always here.
@Hard Core Space = Space Is Hard Core.
@Abiogenesizim = Life itself does not need 2 B 'seeded'
@Fancy Monkeez = B what U R
@Tran$latatron = WATT do U say?
@Don't B Sad = Nobody cares! =))
~ Health & Wellness = Adapt & Survive ~
@Boozie = Get off the bottle & get on MEEE! =8^D
@B Binary = U R either alive or U R dead = DUH!
@Esteem = WTF!?
@Discipline = $ ain't jak W/out tha' bod
@Poison & Mutilation = How 2 avoid being destroyed
@HawtDiet = Foodz ta' make ya' LOOK yer' best
Teenie Tummy Academy = 'Kuz a WAIST is a terrible thing 2 WASTE! =B^) Sign up 2day 4 extra hawtness!
@Immortality = How 2 get closer ~;)
~ Fashion & Function = Access The World! ~
@Fashion Function = What is 'Fashion'?
@Don't Pay 2 B Ghay = We're not out 2 B ghay
@Skirt Rewlz! =) = Laws of sexxxyness
@Heelz = How hi N' how sly
@Topz! =) = Girly things
@TTees = Tapered T-Shirts (4 doodz)
@Distance Shooz = Long lasting, fast tracking
~ Site & Social Media Ideas = World Domination Assured! ~
@YourSpace = A space 4 YOU
@EveryBody = Compete 2 WIN!
MEEE!!_=8^D = My Modeling/Performance Home Page
B My Agents! = Spammer fags & others, pimp my modeling!
Face Time = More Photos of MEEE! =8^D
More Details About Mois = I'm part French ~ Oui Oui!
Romantix = $ystem$ Of Romance ~;o)
2Romantic = $ystem$ Of Romance (SillySlang Version ~;^)
~ Lurve Machine$ = Harem Babez 4 Bizzy Boyz ~
Pilar in Cordoba = Hawt Baby-Maker #1. Want to add your profile? E-Mail me at "zhotness (at) hotmail (dot) com"
Romanian Maids = Hawt Euro-Latin-Gypsy Sleek! Want to add your profile? E-Mail me at "zhotness (at) hotmail (dot) com"
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~ Idea Train = Hop On Board 4 Increased Performance! ~
@SunBrella = Square umbrella with solar panel surface for powering cameras and other devices on the go
~ Entertainment Concept$ ~
A Fountain Of Media Awe$omeness!
Artisticness = Some 'Neo-Psychedelic' Art I Made =B^) Contact me for more samples if you want to buy large or printed versions or spon$or custom projects.
@The Mad Upsampler = I can make your SD & unnatural HD content look AMAZING!
BunnyVenture! = The eternal saga of fuzzyness
@Terroir = Epic wine conspiracy action adventure
@Silent Baguette = U can't escape the laid back French hit man =:-o
Josette = The curse of devotion?
@Stella = Do U wanna' ride in my Mercedes boi?
@The Grampire = He don't need teeth to suk U BLOOD!
@Tales From $camZon = Journey 2 the other $ide of tha $un 2 C watz goin DOWN!
@Chance = Bored alien clowns do N E thing 4 kix
~ Hardware Concept$ = Toolz 4 Tha' Job ~
@Song Tablet = With GOOD STEREO $ound & real USB =8^D
~ $oftware Concept$ = $oftwarez 4 Hardwarez ~
@Gallery Grabber = Enhancement of 'TumblOne' 2 DL more sites =8^)
@GloriOS = The OS Ov PurrFek$hown
@Splineifier = Natural images with smaller file size
@MPC+ = Media Player Classic + Many Extras =)
~ Mystery Doors 2 Explore ~
Door #1 = Say 'Aaaah' =8^D
Door #2 = Bio-Hydraulic Bliss
Door #3 = Flexible Sexables
Bunny Botz! = WATCH OUT! =:-o
Wolfie! = ArrOOOOO!!
Ninjaz! = Where every1 is evil, & every1 getz skrood
Style! = Better uses 4 chairs
Trinity = Ov PurrFuk$hown
Click Or Treat ~ Choose your doors & explore!